All 81 of them, playable free in your browser. The one-liners are about as old as the games.
10 Second Unicorn
Grow your horn. Kill horses. Typical unicorn stuff.
5 Minutes to Kill: Airport
What's the deal with airport security?
Abobo's Big Adventure
Create bloody havoc among the lands of the NES!
Alien Hominid
Oh dang, I died. Oh darn, I died. Oh foo, I died.
Apple Shooter
It's more fun to just shoot the guy really.
Berzerk Ball 2
Yet another semi-humorous launching game of sorts.
Body Ladder
A dead body pile to heaven? Hmmm...
Boy Scout Slayer II
Square knots won't save you now!!!
Chainsaw the Children
I get the kids, but why the poor trees?
Charlie Sheen Winning
He just ran over two and a half men...
Cooking Mama Kills
Mmmm, bloody turkey neck.
Creative Kill Chamber 2
Would murder you, but there are too many weapons to choose!
Cubikill 4
Get the most points out of your rampage!
Dead Space Invaders
Try to just blast off all their arms.
Defend and Dismember
Rip apart the evil clowns from space.
Defend Your Castle
Throw people up in the air! Then watch them fall...
Dibbles
Like lemmings, but more bloody.
Dire Haven
Woo pixel women!
Don't Whack Your Boss: Superpower
Effing Worms 2
Fear me! I am the almighty Batworm!
Effing Worms Christmas
Why the ef could they not effing call it effing Christmas?
Endless Migration
Dead geese are amusing.
Epic Bungee
This shows exactly why I don't do this in real life.
Exploding Cow Milk Crisis
Oops, shot a cow. Oops, shot another cow. Oops...
Fisher Diver
Caution: May give you nightmares about polygons eating you.
Flakboy 2
Torture, another great gaming concept for kids.
Freds Head
Not sure if he had a large brain or a lot of tumors.
Fuzzy McFluffenstein 3
All my cat does is steal my headphones...
Goin Up
Aaaaaand right into a spike.
Gunblood
I'm enjoying this way too much.
Handless Millionaire
Win and you get $1 million. Lose and you can sue for $1 million.
Handless Millionaire 2
Can't honestly say I'd participate in this in real life.
Homerun in Berzerk Land
Yep, another one of these games...
Infectonator 2
Conquer the world with zombies on steroids and grenades!
Insectonator
One bullet for every leg.
Insectonator Zombie Mode
Time some throw some darts at bug-sized zombies!
Interactive Buddy
Unneeded violence and abuse.
Karoshi Suicide Man
The only game I have trouble dying in...
Kill Dave
Gotta love these Klaymations.
Killing Substance
In honor of January, here is a Halloween game.
Kitten Cannon
Animal cruelty is always great for kids.
Leave Cthulhu Alone
Kill people and turn them into zombies to kill MORE PEOPLE!
Let's Go Jaywalking
Frogger with more blood and fewer frogs. Well, no frogs.
Love Overdose
Shooting bears...does it ever get old?
Madness Project Nexus
Shoot faceless people in the face!
Mario Kills Tanooki
But yet smashing turtles and shooting fish is okay...
Mass Mayhem
Just a little upset with society here.
Massacre at Camp Happy
Eat squirrels and gain powers!
Meaty Boner
Hahaha immature jokes...
Medieval Shark
A shark with an ax killing sea monsters and flying horses.
Miami Shark
Shark attacking gone to the absolute extreme!
Moby Dick
That Moby really is a...jerk.
New York Shark
I caught a baseball! And killed thousands of people.
Penguin Massacre
Violence + Penguins = Successful Game Guaranteed.
Penguinz
Penguins + Violence = Awesome!
Pothead Zombies 2
Oh man, these zombies just need to relax.
Prehistoric Shark
Another one? Or is it the first one? Either way, yay violence!
Rebecca Whack Friday
Friday? More like...Dieday! Hahaha, eh...
Road of the Dead
Oops I thought he was a zombie! Oops again! Oops!
Robot Unicorn Attack
Rainbows and lost heads...
Screwed Up Ronald Game
...what the hell did I just play?
Shark Mountain
How did that shark get up there anyway?
Shopping Cart Hero 3
Step 1 - View game title. Step 2 - Question society.
Smurphin For Brooklyn
Color the smurphs from blue to red.
Snow Runs Red
So many violent Christmas games...
Spike a Love Story Too
Crushing things is rather enjoyable.
Stork Shot
Mom, what happened to the stork? Machine guns, sweetie!
Suicide Mario
Well, it explains the red hat.
Super Mario Rampage
Why doesn't Mario always have a gun?
Super Pixelknight
Super low resolution greatness!
Sydney Shark
So much chaos, only in Australia.
Toon Crisis 2
Why not use both hands? Cartoons make no sense.
Toss the Turtle
Shooting animals out of a cannon AND upgrades?
Unfortunate Accidents
Killed another 16 people. Oops.
Whack Your Boss
Yeahhh, this is...pretty violent...mmmk?
Wheel of Misfortune
Another game where it's more fun to fail.
Zombie Hooker Nightmare
How dare they kill my clients!
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