I like to make things on the computers. I also come up with business ideas that are worth at least five dollars. I sometimes think about what antelopes have been up to lately.
Thousands of things to do when you're really bored. I made this site back in 2007 and I don't really know what to do with it but people still go to it so I keep it around.
Here's my own work-in-progress version of one of those Goosebumps inspired classics, except it's less scary and more dumb and tragic. Contains a farmer's market, dragons, dragons, a void to nowhere, an open mic, and more!
Another chooooseable adventure where you head into a house full of ghosts, spiders, and awkward moments in attempt to recover your favorite yo-yo. Will you succeed? If you know how to use the back button, probably!
How long after an earthquake is it okay to open a can of soda again? More beverage options to be added soon!
I drew some blobby things then added some globby text, some of which is humorous. This just goes to my Imgur account so hopefully I don't get banned, though it'd be weird to ban a bunch of drawings of fish and ice cream.
Some profitable schemes for new video games, movies, toys, apps, and foods.
I'm not sure why I wrote these, but I did. This description is not a haiku. Haikus are 5-7-5 for syllables. This description is 10-9-11-14, so yeah.
Some ideas for if the Olympics ever decides to include silly games from childhood. It'd be fun to see Leapfrog and Musical Chairs pushed to the absolute limit of human capability.
What day will the world end? Whatever day you want it to, thanks to this pessimistic outcome generator!
Draw an unfortunate situation card, then choose between three blame cards to decide whose or what's fault it is for causing this terrible inconvenience.
Animated cartoon shorts and comics with Justin Villanueva, featuring talking trees, starfish, Humpty Dumpty, stumble bees, sea urchins, and of course, Shoebear (the shoe that's also a bear).
Some old Flash games you maybe used to play at your school library when you were supposed to be writing that math essay, now re-available with the help of Ruffle.