He makes things on the computers. He comes up with business ideas that are worth at least five dollars. He sometimes thinks about what antelopes have been up to lately. I don't know why I'm talking in the third person.
Look at my scribbly doodles and pictures of my cat. Sometimes there's comedy. Oh also I show off some of the weird stuff I've collected like my pigeon mask and my bobblehead gnome if you're into that sort of thing.
Read my dumb one liners. Please? They're mostly jokes about animals and observations about stuff that was relevent 20 years ago. Also there are polls about Batman and Carrot Top and all that.
Virtual open mic where people can respond to silly prompts on Zoom! It happens every Wednesday at 8 PDT. Everyone gets a 5 minute set (6 prompts maximum). Also you can bring a pet! (Not loud ones though.)
Definitely true facts that are 110% truthful. Good for trivia knowledge. For instance, did you know that every seven minutes, somebody jokingly proposes with an onion ring? How about the fact that 2% of caterpillars turn back into cocoons and have to try again? The more you know...
Animated cartoon shorts and comics with Justin Villanueva, featuring talking trees, starfish, Humpty Dumpty, stumble bees, sea urchins, and of course, Shoebear (the shoe that's also a bear).
Thousands of things to do when you're really bored. I made this site back in 2007 and I don't really know what to do with it but people still go to it so I keep it around.
Some silly songs that I made (if you can consider them songs). I'm charging a dollar each for them even though they're probably only worth like 75 cents at best.
If you have too much money you can always give me some. I don't mind. I won the mathematics league in 5th grade which shows I have true potential.