💸 Money Making Ideas


They say ideas are a dime a dozen. Below are over 30 of them, worth more than an entire quarter.


Food Ideas

🍞 Texas Toast Crunch
The world could use more savory cereals, plus after you're done you'll have garlic milk to drink. It'll be the world's first anti-Count Chocula cereal, and if you collect enough box tops, you can become a Cereal Vampire Slayer.

🍏 Apple Jills
This cereal will be the exact same thing as Apple Jacks, except it'll make some people on the internet really mad, which will help boost sales. If that goes well, we might also make Reese Witherspoon's Puffs. It's progressive, and also a grammatically incorrect pun!

🥤 Paper Silly Straws
They fall apart from being too soggy before the drink even gets to your mouth. At least you're saving 0.001% of a whale, or you would be if each straw wasn't individually wrapped in plastic and filled with styrofoam.

🍅 Tomatoes Stuffed with Stuffed Crust Pizza
Tomatoes aren't that great on their own, but what if they were filled with cheese and sausage? We could even make a vegan version with whatever they use for the fake stuff. We could even stuff diced tomatoes in the regular tomatoes, or even stuff them with potatoes. That rhyme will be part of the ad.

🐠 Smug Goldfish Crackers
There could be goldfish that have pompous, sneering smiles that you can take your aggressions out on. They look so confident that nobody's going to eat them, but you'll show 'em! After 100 of them you won't feel like complaining on the internet anymore. If only it were that simple.

Game Ideas

🏀 Ball in a Cup VR Game

Are you sick of games always being about dragons and machine guns? It's finally time for an update on the most popular one-player sport of the 1700s. Challenge yourself in over 22 different locations such as the Grand Canyon and the Oval Office. Hear your character mumble various swears and oddly specific critiques on the game engine every time you miss, eventually questioning why they're doing this at all.

🦁 World of Oz Game

It'd be cool if the Wizard of Oz was an online game (World of Oz or Wizard of Warcraft or something). You can join guilds like Lollipop Guild or Flying Monkey Guild. Nobody would bother completing the main quest to Kansas. A lot of people would choose to play as a scarecrow since they'd be good against the zombies, since they have no brains. Then again, the tin man would be good against everybody, since he has no heart. Or is it the witch who has no heart? For some reason having no heart makes you weak against water. Oz is odd.

🔫 Orio the Skunk Video Game

Back when I was 8 or so I had this video game idea of a skunk that could use his spray to jetpack places (as a double jump ability), and also you could spray enemies to kill them, because it's not a regular spray, it's some kind of sulfuric acid xenomorph-esque kind of spray. You'd collect apples and fight a guy made of poison ivy. It'd be kind of like Super Mario 64 or Banjo Kazooie. You face the evil Dr. Owlbadger – he's a combination of the skunk's 3 main predators: owls, badgers, and people. After you defeat his first form, he becomes what is essentially a chemically formed lava-acid hybrid god. You defeat it by whacking it a bunch of times with your fluffy skunk tail.

🍀 Cannabinoids Game

This is like Asteroids, but more green. No matter what it always tells you you got the high score. You get it? Ha. It says that since it just forgets the old score no matter what it was. The fact that that's easier to program is just a bonus. You're also shooting at CBD molecules, so that's right kids and parents, it's educational as well.

🚚 Cutting Down Telephone Poles While in a Moving Vehicle Game

There are 3 types of telephone poles — wood, stone, and metal. You have 3 devices — chainsaw, jackhammer, and heat laser. Chainsaw cuts wood, but can't cut stone or metal. Jackhammer cuts stone, can't cut metal, and will cause too much environmentally problematic debris on wood. Heat laser cuts metal, will cause too much environmentally problematic debris on stone, and will cause too many wildfires on wood. Your job is to rapidly switch between your 3 devices to cut down the outdated telephone poles while your driver speeds down the highway. I got this idea by being a passenger in a car at one point.

🏄 Surf Jousting

Here's an idea for the Apocalypse Olympics (Apocolympics). Two surfers will ride into each other while carrying spear or swordfish. Whoever loses bleeds until they are eaten by sharks. The winner gets a free surfboard make from pieces of old yachts though, so it's not all that bad.

🔨 Searching Through Your Inventory While Being Attacked: The Game

You are an adventurer in the middle of the woods. You have accidentally glued yourself to a wall in a crafting mishap, and you're out of ungluing potions! Night is approaching, and that's when most of the monsters come out to attack non-NPCs! Luckily, you have a collection of 72 items stored in your back pocket to help fend off the enemies and heal yourself. You must collect ingredients to make an ungluing potion. You can do this by crafting a brewing table made out of items dropped by monster corpses. Your inventory window will take up 90% of the screen, so it's best not to have it open all the time if you want to see what's going on. Items can be sorted alphabetically or reverse alphabetically. 12 will show up on a page at a time, and you can have up to 12 pages of items. You can drop items but you will automatically pick them back up after 5 seconds, so time your drops! And don't forget — when in doubt, remember to press E for invEntory!

Movie / Show Ideas

⚾ "Batman, Too!" Movie or Show

This is about a superhero who dresses up as a baseball bat. His backstory is that his parents were killed by two consecutive foul balls. He uses a lot of bad baseball puns and CATCH phrases that come out of left field. Batman 2 drives a car shaped like a baseball bat, and it's very inefficient. He uses a baseball signal that's shaped like a circle and could be anybody's signal, or possibly the moon. However, he's better than the original Batman at pretty much everything, which really pisses him off. He also always calls Batman "Batman 1" even though he hates it. "Sorry, Batman 1!" says Batman 2. "Don't call me Batman 1!" says Batman 1.

💃 Auntz Movie

A remake of Antz, but it's Auntz. All the scenes from Antz, remade with people's aunts. They all live in an Aunthill, and there will be lots of puns in their names like Auntie Depressant and Auntie Perspirant. In one scene, the aunts attach their bodies together to form a giant wrecking ball, just like in the Antz movie. Everything will be in CGI, which will increase the cost of production quite a bit. It'll be worth it though. Trust me.

🌱 Mementoke Movie

It's like Memento where the main character is experiencing short term memory loss, except instead of it being a brain injury it's just about a guy who constantly smokes weed and refuses to stop because he has a good sticky note system. On the wall it says "towel time", which probably has something to do with water, and on the toaster it says "no", because you shouldn't. He also has a tattoo on his chest that says "Tuesday is Garbage Day" that he ends up re-discovering every Wednesday.

🚗 Sir, Where's My Car?

This is a reverse movie parody, taking a movie that was supposed to be a comedy and making it serious. The full title is "Sir, Where's My Car? My Son Was in There. What I Did Last Night was Really Irresponsible, and I Have No One to Blame but Myself". It's kind of a long title for a movie, but each word feels too important to remove.

🍯 Boston Molasses Disaster

Remember that time over a century ago when a 2.3 million gallon molasses storage tank exploded? To make sure no one will repeat the same mistake, this movie will educate the populace. All we have to do is take the Titanic movie and play it at 1/8th the speed, and in sepia tone, with the ship parts cropped out. Some may argue this molasses didn't move as slow as stereotypical molasses, but you have to alter the facts a little for entertainment purposes.

🎥 "You Are In This Movie" Movie

This is a movie that's 2 hours of credits, but everyone on Earth with a name we can find will be credited, so people will watch it trying to pause at the exact frame their name goes by. The world population is about 8 billion – that's over 1 million people per second (at a size 2 font at 600 frames per second).

Toy and Gag Gift Ideas

👵 Grandma Barbie and Grandpa Ken
Eliminating impossible body standards, these new versions of Barbie and Ken will be made out of the same material as Stretch Armstrong. You'll be fascinated by the wonders of their stretchy aging bodies. The only downside is that they'll probably die of "old age" after about only a week. Their arm will rip open and weird goop will come out, which is how most old people die these days.

👓 Mirror Glasses
For a romantic gift, get your significant other some glasses with mirrors on the insides, so they can spend all day seeing just how beautiful their eyes really are. People wearing them should avoid direct sunlight to reduce the risk of sudden blindness.

👨 Sniffin' Stick Scratcher
It's a back scratcher that's shaped like a nose with a mustache. They could be sold in packs of 4: the French 'Stache, the Walrus 'Stache, the Handlebar 'Stache, and the Charlie Chaplin 'Stache.

🦏 Hangry Hangry Hippos

They're hungry, and they're angry! It's the same as regular Hungry Hungry Hippos, except I'll draw unibrows on all the hippos' heads. Also, they all have to fight over one ball. The colors will all represent different types of anger. There's raging red, incredibly hulky green, so mad you can't breathe blue, and conservative white, who is just mad that the other colors are allowed to be a part of the game.

🚽 Bullshit Toilet Paper (BSTP)
This will be toilet paper with bullshit written on every square, e.g., "Lemmings are suicidal." That's bullshit! Lemmings love themselves. It'll also say things like "Twinkies last forever." which they don't. At least two people have told me this. It could also say more controversial things like "Trickle down economics!" which is gross and I'm sorry I thought of it at all. Since each roll will have 300 or so unique prints, it'll be expensive, say $30 a roll. Now you might be thinking that price is bullshit. Well, yeah.

App / Tech Ideas

😐 Pet Ancestry App
How many generations would you have to go back before you and your cat were cousins? Find out what era you and your pet would have been the same weird weasel-looking thing. Results are rounded to the nearest 1000 generations.

⛅ Better Weather App
The weather is shown in fun new ways. Thunderstorm? That's Zeus playing drums. Tornado? We'll give you a Sudden House Relocation Warning. Whenever there's a heatwave, you'll get a "Sunscreen and Ice Cream" advisory. It's fun because it rhymes, sort of. And whenever it's drizzling, we'll say it's raining kittens and puppies.

🐢 Turtle TVs
We need to make tiny TVs to put in turtle shells so they have something to do while they're hiding. They can watch shows about ninjas, Franklin, or even that one movie with Dana Carvey. Channels can be changed with a biteable remove control. And don't worry, other options will be available for tortoises, snails, and hermit crabs.

👩‍🔬 Bullshit Buzzwords Translator App
This is an app that parses the text on your screen for keywords and phrases and converts them to a list of selected translations. There are default sets of translations, like how "scientists prove" translates to "fake science clickbait", or whenever a polition "slams" somebody, it translates to "mentions". You can add your own too, like if you have a friend who keeps saying "lol", you can translate it to "".

📕 Air Conditioner / Heater App
For hot summers, I'm thinking of making an air conditioner app that tells you ghost stories to give you the chills. For cold winters, I want to make a heater app that tells you erotica. I suppose it could also tell you to get more exercise, but there are already apps that do that.

Music Ideas

🙆 Macarena and Cheese Song and Dance
Finally, the sequel to the Macarena everyone's been waiting for! It's twice as long as the regular Macarena, and also twice as annoying! There will most likely be a part where everyone mimics cheese falling down, plus the Charlie Brown thing from that other song.

😻 Pet Rock Music
There could be a new subgenre of rock made for pets. It's mainly parodies of songs where the word "you" is changed to "food", e.g., "I Will Always Love Food" and "Wish Food Were Here". The theme song for the pet version of FRIENDS will say "I'll be there for food! When the bag starts to pour!"

Misc. Business / Charity Ideas

🦒 Tall People Business
I want to get a bunch of really tall people to huddle around slightly less tall people to make them feel temporarily short and adorable. They'd make lots of tall statements like "I had to buy these shoes at a special store", "I don't like planes", and stuff like that.

🌟 Darth Mall
I had an idea for a Star Wars themed gift shop with lots of dumb puns and rhymes. We'd sell Yoda Sodas. Lime flavored they are! People could also get lightsaber tooth tiger tattoos. We'd also have Dart Vader, which would be a dart board that breathes really loudly.

🙀 Cat Funerals 1-8
More people should have funerals for the first 8 lives of their cats. Here's an example eulogy: "We are gathered here today to honor Ziggy's 3rd life, where he tried to bite an electrical outlet and nobody was really sure why. A wire would have made sense, but he went straight for the outlet. Perhaps Ziggy the 3rd held a secret hatred of rectangles. We can only hope that Ziggy the 4th doesn't feel the same."

👻 Second Hand Souls
Have you ever mistakenly sold your soul to the devil, and now you want your soul back? Well fear not! Come on down to second hand souls, where we'll have all sorts of souls that you can purchase! Dark souls, light souls, 50 shades of souls, and more! Bird souls, bee souls, or seven 'possum souls for a dollar. You can get a whole 2 scoops of spider souls for just a nickel, but penguin souls will pretty much always be out of stock. Ginger souls are not for sale. They're ours forever.



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