Kyle Bob
I like to make things on the computers and sometimes I talk into a microphone. I also come up with business ideas that are worth at least five dollars.
Follow me @kylebobstagram for stand up clips and show dates, plus occasional pictures of my cat.
I drew some blobby things like fish and ice cream, then added some globby text about existentialism and mental health, some of which is humorous.
Listen to me try to find Waldo. Will it happen? Usually. There's also commentary on the colorful and violent events happening on the pages.
How long after an earthquake is it okay to open a can of soda again? More beverage options to be added soon!
Here's my own version of one of those Goosebumps inspired classics, except it's less scary and more dumb. Contains a farmer's market, dragons, a void to nowhere, an open mic, and more!
Another chooooseable adventure where you head into a house full of ghosts, spiders, and awkward moments in attempt to recover your favorite yo-yo.
Try to make wise choices as you venture through the desert's challenges of pyramids and casinos, followed by another location that won't be spoiled here. Spoilers: Space!
Travel by plane and ship while fighting sharks and flying snakes. Make your way through the jungle to reach Super Happy Fun Land!
A choose your own adventure story though time. Befriend dinosaurs, dragons, cowboys, and people from the year 2032.
It's a choose your method of mountain climbing adventure! It has goats and frozen people, as well as lava AND magma.
Wander along an infinite loop of choices with only mildly severe consequences in this urban adventure.
You are hungry, and have to figure out what to eat. Also, you're kind of bored. Most things seem possibly edible, but aren't. Choose wisely or suffer a terrible fate.
I'm not sure why I wrote these, but I did. This description is not a haiku. Haikus are 5-7-5 for syllables. This description is 10-9-11-14, so yeah.
Game prototype where you give grass to hermaphrodite rabbits to help them create more babies. Made in Construct, a game design engine that nobody really uses.
Some ideas for if they ever decide to include silly games from childhood. It'd be fun to see Leapfrog and Musical Chairs pushed to the absolute limit of human capability.
What day will the world end? Whatever day you want it to, thanks to this pessimistic outcome generator!
Draw an unfortunate situation card, then choose between three blame cards to decide whose or what's fault it is for causing this terrible inconvenience.
Can you tell a paddle from a peridot? See if you can cORRectly answer these fOURteen questions.
Animated cartoon shorts and comics with Justin Villanueva, featuring talking trees, Humpty Dumpty, stumble bees, sea urchins, and of course, Shoebear (the shoe that's also a bear).
Some old Flash games you maybe used to play at your school library when you were supposed to be writing that math essay, now re-available with the help of Ruffle.
Thousands of things to do when you're really bored. I made this site back in 2007 and I don't really know what to do with it but people still go to it so I keep it around.