Haikus are arbitrary. In English, anyway.
Bread can become toast
Toast cannot turn into bread
That's a commitment
Childhood was hard
T-ball was too difficult
Emotionally
Most cats need glasses
We just have no idea
We could make billions
Weasels shouldn't pop
If some weasels come at me
They should take their time
Vanilla ice cream
It's actually quite good
The real bore is you
Dumb toy idea
The never ending yo-yo
Throw it and it's gone
It's finally here
Documentary on clocks
Wow, it's about time
London Bridge falling
Falling falling falling down
Gotta go around
Water is scary
Sometimes you have to face fears
No soda today
What is a name-o?
I only know one option
B I N G O
Bananas can bruise
The bruises will never heal
Those poor bananas
Nightmare for Christmas
Santa shows up in your bed
You kind of like it
Soil, leaves, trees, grass
Squirrels, birds, deer, foxes, bears
Get out of my house
Oh goodness gracious
I'm inside a tornado
I'll be late for work
Volcano erupts
Not enough time to escape
Take pictures for fame
Die die die die die
Fun game that's easy to learn
It uses five dice
On the bus bus bus
Sometimes people cuss cuss cuss
Except not this time
Triceratopses
I wonder how they tasted
Perhaps with their tongues
Quadceratopses
They still had only three horns
But look at those thighs
Oops eleven kids
Oops ten kids, nine, eight, seven
They grow up so fast
Writing exercise
Turn everything to haikus
It will distract you