Haikus are arbitrary. In English, anyway.
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Bread can become toast
Toast cannot turn into bread
That's a commitment
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Childhood was hard
T-ball was too difficult
Emotionally
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Most cats need glasses
We just have no idea
We could make billions
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Weasels shouldn't pop
If some weasels come at me
They should take their time
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Vanilla ice cream
It's actually quite good
The real bore is you
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Dumb toy idea
The never ending yo-yo
Throw it and it's gone
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It's finally here
Documentary on clocks
Wow, it's about time
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London Bridge falling
Falling falling falling down
Gotta go around
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Water is scary
Sometimes you have to face fears
No soda today
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What is a name-o?
I only know one option
B I N G O
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Bananas can bruise
The bruises will never heal
Those poor bananas
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Nightmare for Christmas
Santa shows up in your bed
You kind of like it
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Soil, leaves, trees, grass
Squirrels, birds, deer, foxes, bears
Get out of my house
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Oh goodness gracious
I'm inside a tornado
I'll be late for work
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Volcano erupts
Not enough time to escape
Take pictures for fame
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Die die die die die
Fun game that's easy to learn
It uses five dice
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On the bus bus bus
Sometimes people cuss cuss cuss
Except not this time
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Triceratopses
I wonder how they tasted
Perhaps with their tongues
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Quadceratopses
They still had only three horns
But look at those thighs
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Oops eleven kids
Oops ten kids, nine, eight, seven
They grow up so fast
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Writing exercise
Turn everything to haikus
It will distract you