All 75 of them, playable free in your browser. The one-liners are about as old as the games.
60 Seconds Burger Run
1 minute of exercise? Yep, you deserve a burger.
Acid Bunny
Rabbits, questionable substances, and spontaneous vomiting. Oh, and balloons!
Acid Bunny 2
This is why I usually avoid eating carrots.
Action Turnip
Will you "turnip" dead within 5 seconds?
Ants
A little gadget to help remind you how stupid ants are.
Apple Shooter
It's more fun to just shoot the guy really.
Applez
Eat apples and get fat?
Bacon
Bacon eating bacon and dodging bacon while on bacon.
Bad Ice Cream
That burger flavor wasn't as good as I thought it would be.
Bean Fiend
Beanstalks and other things that are vaguely related.
Bread Duck
The duck who is a loaf of bread.
Breakfast Brawl
Punch Out against the most important meal of the day!
Burrito Bison
Fear his Mexican buffalo styled wrath!
But There Were Cannons
A whole new kind of dieting method?
Carrots
The boring, vegan version of Bacon. Enjoy, I guess.
Cat Cat Watermelon
Frustratingly adorable.
Cheeez Huntr
Shoot the cheese because, um...reasons.
Child Eater
How to hate AND love kids at the same time.
Cookie Cutter Twisted
That baker is my hero.
Crazy Go Nuts 2
Every awesome game needs a generic sequel.
Davincis Skycycle Chase
Apparently he's not a big fan of N64.
Edgecrement
Surprised it's still solid after all that fruit.
Feed the King
I guess crowns help prevent diabetes.
Flying Spaghetti Monster
Yes, this is a religion. Google it.
Fork It
Stab the toast guys with your fork of justice!
Gangsta Bean 2
My personal favorite is Brock Lee.
Grape Crush
Get the terrified grape to the missing tooth area!
Hotcorn
Entertaining game based around popcorn.
Hungry Sumo
No, no! Don't fill up on rice! At least dip it in butter!
I Paid For It
TWIIIIIIIIIX!!!
Kids Vs. Ice Cream
I scream...and call the cops.
Lemon Smash
There are some games you don't have to explain.
Line Game Grapefruit
I hope they make a bacon edition soon.
Line Game Lime
Now with cheesier levels!
Line Game Orange
Speed runs and something to do with orange juice!
Marshmallow Gorge
It's raining marshmallows! Hurry and eat as many as you can!
McDonald's
Finally! A game made for the haters!
McJohnson the Walrus
Bounce around, eat donuts, and dodge scissors.
Meat Boy
Wall jumping and meat juice leaking action!
Meat Boy Map Pack
I wonder what a meat shake would taste like...
Mushroom Madness
I never much cared for mushrooms.
Nomnom Adventures
Omnomnom. Very descriptive.
Nyan Cat Fly
I wish I was surrounded by a giant pop tart too.
Pinata Hunter
Someone should tell me how to make the squiggly n character.
Pizza City
Pizzas? 8-bit? Car wrecks? Woo!
Potato Peeling
Not really fun...just amusingly useless.
Quest for Cream
Doo dee doo dee, doo dee, doo dee...
Rabbit Wants Cake
Strategic timing needed even before you play it.
Rat Maze 2
Try to collect all the letters! Cheese is good too.
Salad Dodger
Hehe, childhood obesity.
Sausage Factory
Please, no sexual jokes are needed here.
Screamin' Beans
Fun little thing to kill a minute or two...
Slackman
He sure has a high metabolism.
Slob
Too much acid man, too much acid.
Sugar Rush
Mmmm diabetes...
Sugar Toast Runner
Run around while dodging the random forks!
Sugarrush
There are now two games with this name.
Super Marshmallow Kingdom
Not sure if this is fun but it has toast in it.
Sushi Cat
Polinko, but with a fat, round cat eating sushi.
Sushi Cat 2
Wait, isn't this the third one?
Sushi Cat 2 Purrade
Anybody who hates Sushi Cat doesn't actually exist.
Sushi Cat Honeymoon
Hehehe, animal obesity.
Tangerine Panic
Fruit dodging chaos!
Tea Sim
Hahaha people will hate this so much...
Them Coconuts
Are you suggesting they migrate?
This Is Why You Are Fat
Oh fried chicken...so, so greasy.
To Suta
A flying toaster that vomits rainbows to kill beanbags.
Toast of War
Epic boss fight against butter!
Toastache
Sugar Toast - Sugar + Mustache = This!
Transformice
You'd think mice would always be constipated.
Truffle Hunter
Mmmm truffles, and diamonds.
Vending Machine Champ
Risking your life to save 75 cents.
Virtual Jello Poker
BOING! Tee hee!
When Pizzas Attack
With toppings you don't care for!
You're Toast 3
Toast? Giant dinosaurs?? Collectible hats??? :'-D
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