You choose not to risk staying at the Ass Ass Inn and sleep in the alley behind it instead. During your sleep, you are murdered with a harpoon. It was done by somebody who gets paid to kill people, except in your case they did it for free. A cartoonish version of you with Xs on your eyes and a harpoon in your chest is being spread all over the news. This is the most famous you have ever been, and likely ever will be.