Pointless Flash Games

10 Second Unicorn
Grow your horn. Kill horses. Typical unicorn stuff.

Achievement Unlocked
Even I could get some of them!

Achievement Unlocked 2
This game's creator was an overachiever.

Achievement Unlocked 3
In order for you to succeed, the giant hamster you must feed.

Ant City
A good game for pyros...

Ants
A little gadget to help remind you how stupid ants are.

Baseball Maniac
Meaninglessly amazing.

Bear of Love
Hug all the people! But not too long, or they will die.

Beat Up Your PC
You'd think you'd hurt your hand here...

Bicycle
With music by Queen!

Boneless Girl
Possibly maybe sort of suggestive?

Breeder
Mate the bunnies before they get killed!!!

Burn the Rope
Best. Game. Ever.

Can Your Pet
Be sure to play until the end...heh.

Chasm Spasm
A highly realistic platformer!

Cheerleader Toss
Amusing violence towards preppy people.

Circle Split
Almost was gonna call this "Ball Split" but then...

City Smasher
I've always wanted to drop kick and insurance agency.

Coinbox Hero
Crazy Germans and their impossible moneymaking technology...

Crash Test High Jump
Apparently this game involves high jumping.

Cursor Thief
Hey! I needed that!

Dead Space Invaders
Try to just blast off all their arms.

Deal Or No Deal
Defeats the purpose without real money...

DJ Sheepwolf
More music editing stuff with no real goal.

Don't Click Stick
I...I clicked him...I'm sorry.

Don't Shoot the Puppy
I couldn't help myself...lost on level 1.

Draw a Pig
What does your half-assed drawing say about YOU?

Drawtoy Vs. Byokal
It's that thing that you look in. It's hard to spell.

Drop Dead Final Cut
Secretly always wanted to push a mall Santa down the stairs.

Drunknpuke
Stage 1 is highly distracting.

Easiest Game Ever
It speaks no lies.

Ef the Game
Like Flow except...well ef it.

Fireworks
Yay!!!

Flash Olympics
Over 2 mini games! (There are 8.)

Flowest
Weird thing where you...I don't know.

Fly Killer
There are some fun ways to swat flies here.

Fridge Magnets
Fun stuff with letter magnets...online!

From Beyond
Game developers are obsessed with destroying the world.

God's Playing Field
Muahahaha!

Goime 500
More achievements that mean nothing to people that matter!

Great Game 15
Some people will find any excuse to hate it.

Hardboiled
45 extremely random mini-games.

Holiday Sim
I chose to stay home and lost...

Holy Crap Ninjas
I don't even remember where I found this game.

Home Run Drunk
Oooh Switzerland...

How to Raise a Dragon
I think I did it wrong...

I Don't Even Game
This what is?

I Don't Even Know
Yeah, I...uh...yeah.

I Wanna Be the Dragon
Quite possibly the happiest game ever created.

Impossible Quest
Gah I knew those potatoes were no good.

Interactive Buddy
Unneeded violence and abuse.

Jive Machine
Dance! Dance because the internet told you to!

Kaleidoscope Reef
Real nature is useless. Virtual stuff FTW!

Kid Launcher
Don't try to put any sort of logic into this game.

Kill Dave
Gotta love these Klaymations.

Koi 2
The poking game! No, the epic poking game!

Last Egg Alive
Collect things and don't die. Uniqueness!

Lawnmower Adventure
Beatboxing music and obstacles that do nothing.

Lemon Smash
There are some games you don't have to explain.

Line Rider
How to waste 50 hours AND lose people's respect.

Loading Bar Simulator
The most useless game of all time!

Magic Pink Man
Well, it's pink at least.

Magic Pink Man 2
The hat was totally worth those 20 lemons.

Mitoza
The seed of violence and ridiculousness.

Muffin Quest
Ummmmm...

Musical Pixels
Well, it sure beats Justin Bieber.

Naughty Akari Sim 3
Don't deny your dirty little urges.

Oh the Huge Manatee
Ha ha, it's a play on words!

Orbit Gravity Thing
My very educated mother just served us nothing.

Paperwork Panic
Making work out of play! Ugh, useless.

Pinata Hunter
Someone should tell me how to make the squiggly n character.

Pointless Platformer
No meaning, but it has burgers, so I like it.

Potato Peeling
Not really fun...just amusingly useless.

Press Space to Win
Actually more intense than I thought.

Punk-O-Matic
Duuuuude! Make cool punk rock songs!

Punk-O-Matic 2
Rebel by making computer generated songs!

QWOP
Not the four letters I would've picked.

Ragdoll Achievement
Destroy the inanimate object for some meaningless recognition!

Rainbow Breakout
Play it long enough and it becomes awesome!

Red Button
Obviously you'll press it...

Reimagine the Game
I imagine a world where the game never existed...

Replaying the Game
The first 20 wasted minutes were not enough.

Rock Paper Scissors 25
If you can memorize all 325 combinations, you win.

Run Jesus Run
He'll someday make Bubba Christ Shrimp.

Sandbox
Falling sand, water, lava, and fish that didn't survive in the lava.

Scale of the Universe 2.0
On average, I would say that we are pretty medium.

Screamin' Beans
Fun little thing to kill a minute or two...

Sellout
Mow lawns, rake leaves, and do other mundane jobs! Woohoo.

Slap the Politicians
I'm sick of making comments on these games...

Sloth Adventure
And let the hate mail continue!

Snot Put
How far can you unneededly fling your mucus?

Spank the Monkey
You can cheat...but I won't tell you how!

Stardust
Maybe that pot of gold is filled with MORE RAINBOWS!

Steamshovel Harry
Instructions are a bit lengthy but it's worth the wait!

Stick Mini Games
Violence? Obviously...

Suicide Mario
A Mario level you're not supposed to survive.

Super Definition
Get a definition of a definition of a...taco?

Super Mario Rampage
Why doesn't Mario always have a gun?

Super Norris
Chuck in the Mushroom Kingdom...

Super Sized Mario Bros
If everyone in the kingdom let themselves go.

Superstar Beatdown
Finally a game where you can beat down Britney!

Tea Sim
Hahaha people will hate this so much...

Tetris Heaven
Can you beat my low score of 100?

Tetris Hell
A concept by XKCD!

The Game
Guess what? I lost it.

Toilet Tactics
There's no way to win the last scenario...

Torture Machine
Looks a little painful, but just a little.

Ultimate Dress Up Game
The definite best game of the worst genre.

Vending Machine Champ
Risking your life to save 75 cents.

Virtual Jello Poker
BOING! Tee hee!

Walk Right
I sense a political conspiracy...

Watch Paint Dry
At least there's a T.V. to watch...

When the Bomb Goes Off
I'm gonna be the first to die in 2012.

Windosill
So what was that springy tentacle thing all about?

You Only Live Once
They really aren't kidding...