All 104 of them, playable free in your browser. The one-liners are about as old as the games.
A Knight's Quest for Milk
Milk and cereal, cereal and milk.
Abduction
Brutal hillbilly destruction!
Adventure at School
Weird quest where stuff happens.
Amateur Surgeon
I forgot to seal a small cut and the guy died.
Amateur Surgeon 2
A real amateur would've just laughed at him.
Auto Smash
Those are some powerful shoes there.
Baseball Maniac
Meaninglessly amazing.
Battle Beavers
The #1 game for me to inject awful puns and innuendos.
Beach Zebra
James with a bunch of mini-games!
Bear Gunner
I'm sorry but I just had to add this.
Bieber Bottle Bash
DIIIIIIIIIE!!!
Boy Scout Slayer II
Square knots won't save you now!!!
Breaking the Bank
AKA what happened when I tried to deposit my -$20 of profit.
Bridge Please
Pinball with cars and meteorites!
Burn the Rope
Best. Game. Ever.
Cannoncrotch
Yes, you read the title correctly.
Catapult Grandpa
This is...I don't really know...refer to title.
Chainsaw the Children
I get the kids, but why the poor trees?
Cheerleader Toss
Amusing violence towards preppy people.
Christmas Zebra
Help James eat cookies and dodge fattening puddings!
Circus Zebra
Arguably the hardest of all the James games.
Crazy Nails
It's always fun to nail things...
Crunchdown
Street Fighter meets Kirby with excessive cursing?
Cuboy Cubeture
The British 3D square returns in...the original game.
Cuboy Cubeture 2
Lots of British humor! Or is it English? United Kingdomish? Eh.
Deep Sea Zebra
James must swim for his life away from the octopus!
Domo Kun's Smashfest
Vs. the Powerpuff Girls with mindless battles!
Don't Click Stick
I...I clicked him...I'm sorry.
Drunknpuke
Stage 1 is highly distracting.
Easiest Game Ever
It speaks no lies.
Escaping the Prison
Why is there no "eat the cake" option? I love cake!
Farragomate
Build funny sentences! So many pork jokes...
Floater
Poke a dead body down the river...
Gates Vs. Jobs
Nerdiest...fight...ever!
Great Game 15
Some people will find any excuse to hate it.
Happy Wheels
But I wanted to be the fat lady...
Hobo 4 Total War
Guns are no match against diarrhea.
Hobo 6 Hell
What's the punishment for vomiting on Satan?
Hobo 7 Heaven
When it rains, I'll think of this hobo's urine among the clouds.
Hobo Brawl
Some mildly disturbing attack moves...
Hobo Brawl 5 Space Brawls
Apparently they have discovered your acidic vomiting abilities.
Hobo Prison Brawl
Drop kicking the soap.
Hobo3 Wanted
The bum fights back with his bum.
Holy Crap Ninjas
I don't even remember where I found this game.
I Don't Even Game
This what is?
I Don't Even Know
Yeah, I...uh...yeah.
I Paid For It
TWIIIIIIIIIX!!!
Impossible Quest
Gah I knew those potatoes were no good.
Infiltrating the Airship
Not sure how he obtains these vital items out of thin air.
Kid Launcher
Don't try to put any sort of logic into this game.
Kill Dave
Gotta love these Klaymations.
Kock Kombat
He needs a sword made of pork.
Like Like Likes Shields
Starring the Legend of Zelda's least liked monster!
Lolcaptions
Internet humor at its most questionable.
Look Out Mr Johnson
Scare people, eat zombies, and magically make piles of stuff.
Lucky Tower
So I take it I fell into 777 spikes.
Lucky Tower 2
I don't believe in luck. My continuous dying was all skill.
Magic Pink Man
Well, it's pink at least.
Magic Pink Man 2
The hat was totally worth those 20 lemons.
Mario BP Oil Spill
Mario's finally doing something useful.
McDonald's
Finally! A game made for the haters!
McJohnson the Walrus
Bounce around, eat donuts, and dodge scissors.
Meaty Boner
The title is doing all the work here.
Muffin Quest
Ummmmm...
Nameless
And all it took was a little bar of soap...
Nibasho
Ninja baby vs. old robot Nazi schoolgirls.
Pirate Zebra
James is back! Dodging parrots and walking planks!
Pointless Platformer
No meaning, but it has burgers, so I like it.
Potty Racers 3
So does the toilet paper tail help it glide or what?
Rasta Gran
So THAT'S how she gets the brownie ingredients.
Red Button
Obviously you'll press it...
Reimagine the Game
I imagine a world where the game never existed...
Relive Your Life
Everything was fine until I tried to pet the dog.
Replaying the Game
The first 20 wasted minutes were not enough.
Save the Bunny
Stop reading this and DO IT!
Screamin' Beans
Fun little thing to kill a minute or two...
Screwed Up Ronald Game
...what the hell did I just play?
Sloth Adventure
And let the hate mail continue!
Space Zebra
James collects more things!
Sperm Rider
Lol...yep.
Spike a Love Story
Does anything like this actually exist in real life?
Squidbillies Floor It
Another catapulting game, but funnier.
Starcatz
Save the city by rapidly shooting hairballs at wasps and jellyfish.
Stealing the Diamond
Diamonds are even more overpriced than the iPad. Scary.
Steamshovel Harry
Instructions are a bit lengthy but it's worth the wait!
Super Adventure Game Land
The game that keeps dragon on.
Tangerine Panic
Fruit dodging chaos!
Tea Sim
Hahaha people will hate this so much...
The Beard
If only I had a beard that awesome...
The Game
Guess what? I lost it.
The Visit
Well, that was unexpected.
This Is Why You Are Fat
Oh fried chicken...so, so greasy.
Treadmillasaurus Rex
Hats and confetti! Life is good!
Trollface Quest
This game is 10 times better than Skyrim. True story.
Ultimate Crab Battle
I don't know what caused this to occur but...wow.
Ultimate Dress Up Game
The definite best game of the worst genre.
Vending Machine Champ
Risking your life to save 75 cents.
Wack Wrestling
All show bow down to Banana Cow!
Which Way Adventure
I don't know if this game is funny or horrifying.
World Domination Battle
The character select screen is... historically questionable.
X Vs. Y
Two letters enter. One letter leaves.
You Only Live Once
They really aren't kidding...
Zelda Lampshade
My favorite Flash Zelda game! It's amazing.
Zombie Hooker Nightmare
Zombies are terrible for business.
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