All 64 of them, playable free in your browser. The one-liners are about as old as the games.
3 Foot Ninja 2
Turns out being a ninja is somewhat difficult!
Abobo's Big Adventure
Create bloody havoc among the lands of the NES!
Battle Beavers
The #1 game for me to inject awful puns and innuendos.
Body Ladder
A dead body pile to heaven? Hmmm...
Breakfast Brawl
Punch Out against the most important meal of the day!
Cactus McCoy
If I saw a cactus punch someone, I would RUN.
Cow Fighter
Beat them down before a word is uttered.
Crunchdown
Street Fighter meets Kirby with excessive cursing?
Dad N Me
If he had a mom I'm sure she'd be very upset.
Dragon Fist 3
A game where "TY" doesn't mean thank you.
Electric Man 2
This game certainly is shocking, isn't it?
Faith Fighter
Yay for highly controversial content!
First Boxing
Fight a hick, old man, cross dresser, and more...Punch-Out style!
Flaming Camel
He's going to hump you to death.
Freds Head
Not sure if he had a large brain or a lot of tumors.
Fuzzy McFluffenstein 3
All my cat does is steal my headphones...
Gates Vs. Jobs
Nerdiest...fight...ever!
Ginormo Sword
My index finger is now in extreme pain.
Hobo 4 Total War
Guns are no match against diarrhea.
Hobo 6 Hell
What's the punishment for vomiting on Satan?
Hobo 7 Heaven
When it rains, I'll think of this hobo's urine among the clouds.
Hobo Brawl
Some mildly disturbing attack moves...
Hobo Brawl 5 Space Brawls
Apparently they have discovered your acidic vomiting abilities.
Hobo Prison Brawl
Drop kicking the soap.
Hobo3 Wanted
The bum fights back with his bum.
I Paid For It
TWIIIIIIIIIX!!!
Jedi Trainer
Face it, it's as close as you're gonna get...
Jesus Arcade Game
There's gonna be a lot of upset Christians...
Kill Gore
Gore as in blood or Gore as in Al?
Kock Kombat
He needs a sword made of pork.
Kung Fu Attack
Jump kick the walls to climb them!
Kung Fu Grandpa
Fighting down 15 miles, enemies coming both ways!
Kung Fu Remix
Hiyah! Yeah...
LM 15: Mother Nature
The ultimate showdown against the queen of all that is living!
LM 3: Joust
Claim your victory as the bravest mower of the lawn!
LM 8: Battle
Face off against the almighty Grass Lord.
Mario Combat
Mario finally learns the correct way to fight!
Newgrounds Rumble
Whoa it's Fancy Pants Vs. Salad Fingers!
Nunchuck Charlie
I just like to call him Nunchuck Chuck.
Pirates Vs. Ninjas
Those pirates have some mad ninja skills.
Polar Bear Payback
I'd be just a little freaked out if I were them.
Portal Defenders
That is one powerful wooden spoon.
Santa Fu
A simple typo makes Santa become Satan.
Sky Serpents
Snake fighting to a whole new extreme.
Smacky
Beat the squirrels down before you go crazy.
Sprite Smash
Fight! Playing as people from T.V. shows!
Stick Fighter RPG
Let me know if you beat the tutorial.
Straw Hat Samurai
Samurai? Meh. Straw hat? Epic.
Straw Hat Samurai 2
The hillbilly warrior hybrid returns!
Street Fighter 2
How dare those people walk in your way!
Super Duck Punch
Fight duck sized horses and elephant sized hamsters!
Super Smash Flash
Why aren't there more games like this?
Swordless Ninja
You throw people instead.
Tsunami Fighter
For Japan's sake play this game!
Wack Wrestling
All show bow down to Banana Cow!
World Domination Battle
You can play as Hitler...yikes.
Zombie Exploder
Punch and do mid-air karate kicks on those zombies!
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