All 32 of them, playable free in your browser. The one-liners are about as old as the games.
Across Zombieland
Wouldn't it suck to get killed by a car TWICE?
Alienocalypse
I'd hate to have that word come up on a spelling bee.
Ant City
A good game for pyros...
Auto Smash
Those are some powerful shoes there.
Burn Stuff and Die
Well...I guess I have nothing to add to that title.
Burrito Bison Revenge
Launch yourself at gummy bears! They stole your wallet!
Charlie Sheen Winning
He just ran over two and a half men...
Days of Monsters
Ah! It's upgradable Godzilla!
Dynamite Blast
There might be explosions in this game.
Effing Hail
Censorship isn't needed when hit by giant ice pieces.
Effing Worms
Human > Fish > Worm > Human.
Effing Worms 2
Fear me! I am the almighty Batworm!
Effing Worms Christmas
Why the ef could they not effing call it effing Christmas?
From Beyond
Game developers are obsessed with destroying the world.
God's Playing Field
Muahahaha!
Indestructotank AE
Yet somehow...I still end up losing.
Longcat Rampage 2
I feel like this would make an excellent Japanese film.
Mass Mayhem 4
Why would you run TOWARD the guy with the rocket launcher?
Medieval Shark
A shark with an ax killing sea monsters and flying horses.
Miami Shark
Shark attacking gone to the absolute extreme!
Moby Dick
That Moby really is a...jerk.
Moon Waltz
You are a werewolf. Chaos ensues.
Mutilate a Doll 2
Only a measly 300 weapons or so.
New York Shark
I caught a baseball! And killed thousands of people.
Prehistoric Shark
Another one? Or is it the first one? Either way, yay violence!
Ragdoll Achievement
Destroy the inanimate object for some meaningless recognition!
Roadkill Revenge
Does that mean these are zombie rodents?
Shark Mountain
How did that shark get up there anyway?
Smashing Pumpkins
Ha you get it? Like that band!
Sydney Shark
So much chaos, only in Australia.
Tornado Button Smashing
Hello there mister, I am a twister.
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