You decide to become a lion tamer, even though you have no experience. There are 7 lions, and all of them immediately jump on you. Luckily, they only lick you affectionately. Unfortunately, you find that you're deathly allergic to lion saliva, and your face swells up to the size of two faces. You are sent to the hospital. You accumulate 2 months worth of medical bills and now need 2 jobs.