All 66 of them, playable free in your browser. The one-liners are about as old as the games.
10 Second Unicorn
Grow your horn. Kill horses. Typical unicorn stuff.
7th Inning Smash
3 strikes and a K.O. Not bad, not bad.
Ant City
A good game for pyros...
Apple Shooter
It's more fun to just shoot the guy really.
Atakachik
A baby is crying chicks that you have to kill.
Bacon
Bacon eating bacon and dodging bacon while on bacon.
Baseball Maniac
Meaninglessly amazing.
Beach Zebra
James with a bunch of mini-games!
Beat Up Your PC
You'd think you'd hurt your hand here...
Bieber Bottle Bash
DIIIIIIIIIE!!!
Bowman 2
The bird hunting is the best!
Burn the Rope
Best. Game. Ever.
Carrots
The boring, vegan version of Bacon. Enjoy, I guess.
Chimgam
Uhhh WHAT THE HELL???
Christmas Zebra
Help James eat cookies and dodge fattening puddings!
Circus Zebra
Arguably the hardest of all the James games.
Communist in Space
You're Russian right up there.
Cuboy Hot Pants
My interpretation of what hell would be like.
Cursor Thief
Hey! I needed that!
Dead Space Invaders
Try to just blast off all their arms.
Deep Sea Zebra
James must swim for his life away from the octopus!
Dog Pound
Hit dogs with an oar?
Don't Click Stick
I...I clicked him...I'm sorry.
Draw a Pig
What does your half-assed drawing say about YOU?
Easiest Game Ever
It speaks no lies.
Flying Spaghetti Monster
Yes, this is a religion. Google it.
Gay Cat Adventure
Wait how is he...ohhh...
Hammertime
I've got nothing to say here.
Handless Millionaire
Win and you get $1 million. Lose and you can sue for $1 million.
Handless Millionaire 2
Can't honestly say I'd participate in this in real life.
Home Run Drunk
Oooh Switzerland...
Jesus Arcade Game
Somebody, somewhere, is very upset about this game.
Kill Dave
Gotta love these Klaymations.
Kim Jong Nuke Trouble
He seems to have come across a rather IL fate.
Koi 2
The poking game! No, the epic poking game!
Lawnmower Adventure
Beatboxing music and obstacles that do nothing.
Lemon Smash
There are some games you don't have to explain.
Moon Waltz
You are a werewolf. Chaos ensues.
Morplee
Multi-tasking...gah!
No Time to Explain
My guess is he stole the magenta swordfish.
Paperwork Panic
Making work out of play! Ugh, useless.
Pirate Zebra
James is back! Dodging parrots and walking planks!
Pol
Use your obesity to your advantage!
Potato Peeling
Not really fun...just amusingly useless.
Pound Ice
Business guy tackling frozen water blocks...
Public Viewing
No comment needed here.
Reach the Toilet
Golly, this game is just flat out silly.
Red Button
Obviously you'll press it...
Run Jesus Run
He'll someday make Bubba Christ Shrimp.
Screamin' Beans
Fun little thing to kill a minute or two...
Slap the Politicians
I'm sick of making comments on these games...
Smallest Game Ever
2 pixels by 2 pixels. Guaranteed to hurt your eyes.
Snot Put
How far can you unneededly fling your mucus?
Soviet Rocket Giraffe
1. Pull three random words out of hat. 2. Make game.
Space Zebra
James collects more things!
Spank the Monkey
You can cheat...but I won't tell you how!
Squidbillies Floor It
Another catapulting game, but funnier.
Sugar Toast Runner
Run around while dodging the random forks!
Suicide Mario
A Mario level you're not supposed to survive.
Super Norris
Chuck in the Mushroom Kingdom...
Super Sized Mario Bros
If everyone in the kingdom let themselves go.
Tetris Heaven
Can you beat my low score of 100?
Tetris Hell
A concept by XKCD!
To Suta
A flying toaster that vomits rainbows to kill beanbags.
Toilet Tactics
There's no way to win the last scenario...
Trippy Snake Game
Play 32 of the same exact game at once!
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