All 66 of them, playable free in your browser. The one-liners are about as old as the games.
Abduction
Brutal hillbilly destruction!
Abobo's Big Adventure
Create bloody havoc among the lands of the NES!
Achilles
Fight for whatever you're fighting for!
Breeder
Mate the bunnies before they get killed!!!
Caesar's Day Off
This game deserves a thumbs up! Mainly because of the lions.
Child Eater
How to hate AND love kids at the same time.
Chisel
Just dig. You know the drill.
Chisel 2
This is not a test! This is a drill.
Chunkadelic
80's style games with 60's style colors.
Crazy Go Nuts 2
Every awesome game needs a generic sequel.
Cuboy Hot Pants
My interpretation of what hell would be like.
Defend Your Castle
Throw people up in the air! Then watch them fall...
Dog Pound
Hit dogs with an oar?
Drop a Beat Giuseppe
Or as I call it, Piano Hero: Vegetable Tennis Mode.
Duck Life
Play long enough and give your duck a mohawk!
Duck Life 2
The duck lives a not-so-secret second life.
Effing Worms
Human > Fish > Worm > Human.
Epic Combo
Featuring turtles! They get smashed...
Exploding Cow Milk Crisis
Oops, shot a cow. Oops, shot another cow. Oops...
Fat Slice
Cut as much as you can!!!
Feed the King
I guess crowns help prevent diabetes.
Ffffuuuu the Game
I just lost it.
First Boxing
Fight a hick, old man, cross dresser, and more...Punch-Out style!
Four Second Fury
This is like Wario Ware if you've ever played it...
Garden Gnome Carnage
Not Christmas yet but I don't care.
Get Off My Lawn
A little harsh maybe?
Go to Hell
Worm things kept killing me.
Gold Miner Vegas
Shovels are so 80's. We use swinging claws now.
Grid 16
Keep playing until you fail all of them!
Guitar Maniac 1
The first one that no one can ever find!
Hack Slash Crawl
Finally, a game where I get to do my three favorite things!
Handless Millionaire
Win and you get $1 million. Lose and you can sue for $1 million.
Handless Millionaire 2
Can't honestly say I'd participate in this in real life.
Indestructotank AE
Yet somehow...I still end up losing.
Kim Jong Nuke Trouble
He seems to have come across a rather IL fate.
Knightmare Tower
So it turns out wooden swords are pretty useless against lava.
Konkey Dong
Looks like this Dong wants the princess for itself.
Line Game Grapefruit
I hope they make a bacon edition soon.
Line Game Orange
Speed runs and something to do with orange juice!
Magic Ball Bounce 2
Lots and lots and lots of power-ups.
Morplee
Multi-tasking...gah!
Mountain Maniac
Not the biggest fan of that yeti...
Mountain Maniac Christmas
Adding this 364 days early.
Mushroom Madness
I never much cared for mushrooms.
Nameless
And all it took was a little bar of soap...
Nuclear Eagle
Why is killing the innocent always more fun?
Pixel Grower
Does it always end up turning into a tree?
Planet Basher
Take THAT Pluto!
Pogo Rampage
That would be an embarrassing way to get killed.
Pound Ice
Business guy tackling frozen water blocks...
Quest for Cream
Doo dee doo dee, doo dee, doo dee...
Sausage Factory
Please, no sexual jokes are needed here.
Sift Renegade 2
I think this game was made by someone from Canada.
Smallest Game Ever
2 pixels by 2 pixels. Guaranteed to hurt your eyes.
Soviet Rocket Giraffe
1. Pull three random words out of hat. 2. Make game.
Spike a Love Story
Does anything like this actually exist in real life?
Spike a Love Story Too
Crushing things is rather enjoyable.
Straw Hat Samurai
Samurai? Meh. Straw hat? Epic.
Sundown Dash
You're a horse kicking cacti needles at the sun.
Superstar Beatdown
Finally a game where you can beat down Britney!
The Lance
Take a stance, do a little dance, and don't ruin your pants!
Thelemite
The ability to run up buildings will always, always be amusing.
Tornado Button Smashing
Hello there mister, I am a twister.
Trippy Snake Game
Play 32 of the same exact game at once!
Ultimate Gamer Challenge
Frustratingly frustrating frustration!
WTF Doc
A prostate exam game...wtf developers?
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