William Wonksworth's Factory
After 6 weeks of experimentation, you are now completely round. They roll you down the garbage chute where you add to the pile of other sign eaters. The staff keeps forgetting that garbage day is Monday now and not Tuesday like it was for forever, so by the time the garbage gets taken out, you've already been a corpse for 3 weeks.
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