Gordon takes a deep breath and grumbles, "Super Happy Fun Land is on the other side of this bridge, and that seems great, but after a few weeks it won't feel so super. After a few months it won't even feel happy. Then after a few years, it won't even feel fun. The unhappy fun years are the worst though; those are weird. Never forget, people with big hearts are more likely to have heart attacks. This universe has never been a happy place. Are you sure you want to continue?"